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I'm Being Normal

from Humor Me by Vincent Brue

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If you just took too big'a hit of weed
Now your heart is pounding like you snorted a pound of speed
And your in-laws are coming for dinner and you're starting to freak
Well I got some advice, I think you should heed

Here's what you do, repeat after me, you say

I'm being normal, I'm being normal
Keep telling yourself that
Til you believe it

And if you accidentally smoked crack
With a prostitute who tried to tell you that it wasn't crack
But you're no dummy
You've seen crack before and you know it looks just like that
But she says "hush up, sugar dick, sit back and relax"
But that's kinda hard to do cause you just smoked fucking crack

Just say

I'm being normal, I'm being normal
Keep telling yourself that
Til you believe it

And if your dentist is a psychopath
(and maybe a pedophile)
You go in for a cleaning and he gives you a big hit of gas
Then he cranks up Pink Floyd
And starts talking about his assistant's ass
And you're like "okay this is getting kinda weird
Should I get outta here?"
But you can't feel your body
Cause everything's numb
And then you realize you're completely trapped
And you're like

This isn't normal, this isn't normal
Why is this happening?
Why is this happening?

I'm only here cause my mom had a coupon for a teeth cleaning
And I shoulda known things were a little weird
When he took a guitar off the wall
And said "PLAY!"
And then ate a burrito while I strummed the guitar for like 20 minutes
That was weird
Little bit of a red flag
And now he's talking about how his son plays high school baseball
And he likes going to the games
So he can look at all the field hockey girls across the way
And I'm like whaaaaa
What's goin on???
I'm starting to freak out
WHAT DO I DO?!?!
And then I'm like, "oh yeah"

I'm being normal, I'm being normal
Keep telling yourself that
Til you believe it

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from Humor Me, released December 24, 2021

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Vincent Brue Long Branch, New Jersey

Hi there, I’m Vincent Brue, singer/songwriter, producer & founder of The Vincenzos, Vincent Brue & The Long Branch Davidians. Former captain of Lifeguard Nights & The South Jersey Seashore Lifeguard Convention Band. Sometimes I write songs about animals and ghosts under the name Uncle Vin. Music is the reason I am still on this earth. I hope you enjoy it. ... more

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