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St. Valentine

from Humor Me by Vincent Brue

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Today is the day we celebrate St. Valentine
Not some stupid baby in a diaper
Flying round in the sky
Shooting arrows at your heart
Arrows at your heart?
I don’t believe that part either
Arrows are dangerous weapons of war
St. Valentine was just a priest named Valentinus
He cured the daughter of a local judge
She had blindness
The judge was so thankful he converted to Christianity
But this other judge Claudius was like
“No no no no this shit is insanity”
He said renounce your faith boy
Or we’re gonna beat you ass to death
Long story short they beat his ass
And then chopped off his head
So now let’s get romantic in a fact-based
Historical way
Cause nothing gets me harder than a martyr
From the 3rd Century
Yeah nothin gets me harder than a martyr
From the third century

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from Humor Me, released December 24, 2021

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Vincent Brue Long Branch, New Jersey

Hi there, I’m Vincent Brue, singer/songwriter, producer & founder of The Vincenzos, Vincent Brue & The Long Branch Davidians. Former captain of Lifeguard Nights & The South Jersey Seashore Lifeguard Convention Band. Sometimes I write songs about animals and ghosts under the name Uncle Vin. Music is the reason I am still on this earth. I hope you enjoy it. ... more

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